
You know you’re a nurse when your finger has gone places you never thought possible.
I love being a nurse, but I mostly love wearing scrubs. They’re basically professional pajamas.
You can’t cure stupid, but you can sedate it.
If I’m just a nurse maybe I should leave so you can see how your visit goes without me.
Nurse: the first person you see after saying, ‘Hold my beer and watch this!
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