You know… There is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time… Husband!!!
– Bill Maher
Menopause, menstrual cramps, mental illness, mental breakdowns…ever notice that all of your problems begin with men?
MEN ARE LIKE BUSES… IF YOU MISS ONE ANOTHER ONE WILL BE COMING IN 5 MINUTES.
Men are like trees, they take forever to grow up.
Men are the head of the family , Women are the neck ,they can turn the head wherever they please.
Men are like commercials, you can’t believe a word they say.
The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs…
When you see a homeless man, feel no pity. He should have listened to his wife.
Little girls grow up to be ladies…Little boys grow up to be big boys
There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy…like nailing jelly to a tree for example.
The only difference between men and boys are the size of their shoes and the price of their toys.
A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
– Rita Rudner
Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
– George Carlin
I never understood why we call men “pigs” and “dogs”…pigs are smart and dogs are loyal.
Men are like chocolate bars…they’re sweet and smooth but head straight for your hips.
While creating men, God promised women that a good and ideal man would be found in all corners of the world, then He made the earth round.
Men are like parking spaces; The good ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped.
Boys are like dogs they run away then come back to you the very next day.
It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells… to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.
– Dave Barry
All men are dogs. It’s just that some make better pets!
When God created man she was only joking.
A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run – Sit still and ignore him and he’ll come purring at your feet.
– Helen Rowland
Men don’t care what’s on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
– Jerry Seinfeld
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
– Groucho Marx
He’s a good man – he doesn’t flirt, drink, smoke or gamble and his children are adopted.
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